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"I'm feeling rather spirited tonight, James. Put on something Mozarty but with a touch of Hendrix."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

New music conference

Birds with Headphones

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

First O.M.G. church.

Club DJ.

Pub Kendo.

'It's a selfie.'

Old songs made new

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Cowpunk

Motor-blender.

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Diplo

Bach Doubles

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

A Heavy Metal Musician.

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"