Spiritual Juxtaposer Pillows

"Smite him, my son!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

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Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Devil tattoo.

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Cocktails and Peacocks

Zen Kitten

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."