Cultural Juxtaposer Pillows

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"Smite him, my son!"

Devil tattoo.

Cocktails and Peacocks

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

Bob's fear of pickpockets takes an ugly turn: 'Yes, I know I', the one who said you need to confront and challenge your issues, but...'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

Christ the redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, wearing ski gear.

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

"The end is near."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"I'm a street artist."

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

'Don't you just love the dawn chorus?'

"Those aren't buzzards, are they?"

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

"This must be Grandma's facebook page!"

"Mum, dad . . . I'm Homosapiens."

"Your Judaica shop?"

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

Honey Trappist