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"Smite him, my son!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

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"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Om and Ommer

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Devil tattoo.

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Kitten

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

Cocktails and Peacocks

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

"I'll have whatever they're having."