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"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Venus

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

The Elliot Ness monster.

You're the botanicals in my gin

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"An everything Martini, please."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Margarita

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Viking Loch Ness

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

The Martini is invented.