Mythology Mixologist Gifts

Linda? Amy? Yvonne? C'mon, just tell me! Maybe I should start over

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Venus

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Shaken not stirred

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Margarita

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Viking Loch Ness

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"