The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute
Make-believe Mixologist Gifts
Looking for a playful gift that taps into your friend's love for imaginary cocktails? Our collection of items for make-believe mixologists lets their active imagination pour out. From amusing mugs to stylish t-shirts, pillows, and art prints, there's something for every aspiring bartender who loves a good laugh and some creative fun.
James Bond in a Snow Globe
Yoga for Alcoholics
We'll have Manhattans...
'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'
Join me in a Martini?
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
Shaken not stirred
"An everything Martini, please."
Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.
A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.
"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."
A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.
Margarita
God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.
Espresso Martini Peacock
"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"
Baloneystini
The Martini is invented.
You're the olive in my martini
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."
"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."
'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'
"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."
"A bloody Martian, please."
"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."
'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'
The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?
Rabbit Punch
'The first cocktail.'
Join me in a Caiprinha!
Mediterranean Martini
'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'
My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'
Make-believe Mixologist Gifts Collection
Make-believe Mixologist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to the make-believe mixologist theme, perfect for adding a touch of humor to your morning routine.
Make-believe Mixologist Pillows
Find soft, playful pillows that bring a sense of humor and whimsy to any lounging space for the creative mixology enthusiast.
Make-believe Mixologist Prints
Decorate with colorful prints that capture the lively and imaginative world of make-believe cocktails, ideal for vibrant wall art.
Make-believe Mixologist T-Shirts
Discover witty and fun t-shirts that celebrate the playful side of pretend bartending and make a bold style statement.