Life's Unexpected Mixologist Gifts

Upper class homeless man.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

"An everything Martini, please."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

You're the olive in my martini

The Martini is invented.

Baloneystini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'The first cocktail.'

"A bloody Martian, please."

Rabbit Punch

Mediterranean Martini

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Sharing Drinks.

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'Another martini please.'