Mystical Mixologist Gifts

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

"It never looks as good as the picture in the recipe book."

'We'll be right back after these important messages.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Shaken not stirred

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Baloneystini

You're the olive in my martini

The Martini is invented.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"A bloody Martian, please."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'The first cocktail.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Rabbit Punch

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'