'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
Mixologist Extraordinaire Gifts
Looking for a gift for your mixologist extraordinaire? Surprise them with humorous and charming items that reflect their craft, spark joy, and add a splash of personality to their bar area. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, find the perfect way to toast their talent and passion.
"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."
James Bond in a Snow Globe
Yoga for Alcoholics
'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'
Join me in a Martini?
We'll have Manhattans...
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.
Shaken not stirred
"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."
"An everything Martini, please."
Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.
A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.
Margarita
Espresso Martini Peacock
God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.
"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"
You're the olive in my martini
Baloneystini
The Martini is invented.
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'
"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."
"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."
"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."
Mini Bar
"A bloody Martian, please."
"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."
The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?
'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'
Rabbit Punch
'The first cocktail.'
Mediterranean Martini
My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'
Mixologist Extraordinaire Gifts Collection
Mixologist Extraordinaire Mugs
Explore our range of mixologist gifts on mugs—perfect for adding a splash of humor and personality to their coffee or cocktail breaks.
Mixologist Extraordinaire Pillows
Check out our decorative pillows with mixology themes—ideal for livening up their lounge or home bar seating.
Mixologist Extraordinaire Prints
Discover stylish prints that celebrate the art of mixology—great for decorating their favorite space with personality and flair.
Mixologist Extraordinaire T-Shirts
Find fun and witty mixologist t-shirts that let them wear their passion with pride—great for parties, bar nights, or casual wear.