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"Grasshoppers all around."

'Shaken, not stirred.'

Professional Drinker. Closed course. Do not attempt.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'I think it's time we left...'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Black Russian

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Margarita

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"Been there, drunk that."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'..and one for the pot.'

Books and Phones

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Angelicus alcholicus.

Drinking Hats

Trolley Queen

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"I asked you if you wanted to come to the gym, not if you would make me a gin..."