Drink Mixing Dreamer T-Shirts

"Let's face it, I coulda been a bartender!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Chocs away.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Sleeping Beauty.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"And how would you like your steak?"

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'