Alchemy Dreamer T-Shirts

"I want you to enhance long term growth while maximising short term profit. Oh, and while you're at it, turn this chunk of lead into gold."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Storm in a magic lamp.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'