Brewpub Dreamer T-Shirts

He comes by sometimes to tell me he quit my job, bought a convertible and is going to open a brewpub. Midlife crisis actor.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Zorro as a child.

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Angel Music