Molecule Mixer Pillows

'...well Martha's just converting some alcohol to acetaldehyde and then to acetate, and then to CO2 and water but I can get her to call you later...'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

New music conference

Birds with Headphones

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'..and one for the pot.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

Bach Doubles

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Shake well before using.

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

Beethoven's 10th

Urban Trail Mix

House trained cat

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

My Dog Scratch

Compound Interest

"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.