Market Mavericks Pillows

'My advice? Invest in 'rRising Star' in the first race at Belmont. But what do I know? I'm just the boss' bookie.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Dow Jones drop

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'The market shifted on me.'

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

"Which way up do you want it?"

The Contrarian funds

The two faces of capitalism.

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

The Cattle show Week.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

'Uh-oh.'

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

The Day Trader

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic