Map Mavericks Pillows

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

Beethoven's 10th

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

Doctor with 'Out patient' clip board being sped up by 'Competition', 'Technology' and 'DRG's'

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

End of World

'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'

Marco Rocca, The Great Illusionist.

'My advice? Invest in 'rRising Star' in the first race at Belmont. But what do I know? I'm just the boss' bookie.'

New Milks

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

Directory: You are here

Rush-hour turnstile chicken

"Resolutions? pfffft. . . just chewed mine up."

"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'

"Duct tape..."

'Well, another important meeting, and once again, I seem to be the only one from the department who remembered to wear his game face!'

Bar Code Cows.

“It’s not working because you’re on the wrong side of the fence – look, I’m pulling and it’s not working. I can’t believe you don’t see this …”

The musical duo's piece was never destined to make it into the top-ten.

Men climbing mountain "It's been done"

Businesses begin to explore new media in which to place their messages

'I know it wouldn't hurt them to come! Maybe that's why they're not here.'

'Fast Lane' 'Slow lane' 'People who don't have time to fight with other traffic' lane