Map Mavericks Mugs

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

Doctor with 'Out patient' clip board being sped up by 'Competition', 'Technology' and 'DRG's'

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

Beethoven's 10th

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

End of World

'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'

'My advice? Invest in 'rRising Star' in the first race at Belmont. But what do I know? I'm just the boss' bookie.'

Marco Rocca, The Great Illusionist.

New Milks

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

Directory: You are here

"Resolutions? pfffft. . . just chewed mine up."

Rush-hour turnstile chicken

"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'

"Duct tape..."

'Well, another important meeting, and once again, I seem to be the only one from the department who remembered to wear his game face!'

Bar Code Cows.

“It’s not working because you’re on the wrong side of the fence – look, I’m pulling and it’s not working. I can’t believe you don’t see this …”

The musical duo's piece was never destined to make it into the top-ten.

Men climbing mountain "It's been done"

Businesses begin to explore new media in which to place their messages

'I know it wouldn't hurt them to come! Maybe that's why they're not here.'