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Bar Code Cows.

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"How almond milk is made"

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

Banksters privatize the profits and socialize the losses

'I think I may be lactose intolerant.'

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

'That's strange. No ingredient labelling anywhere!'

'My advice? Invest in 'rRising Star' in the first race at Belmont. But what do I know? I'm just the boss' bookie.'

What's in the milk today?

Biker Hell No

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

Dairy Products "It must be that genetically modified stuff"

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

August Kekule's dream

'No doubt, that's the cow that gives us fat-free milk!'

Rush-hour turnstile chicken

N.Y. Counterfeit Press.

'I've given up my vegetarian diet - it's just too darn hard to find a vegetarian.'

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'

'Well, another important meeting, and once again, I seem to be the only one from the department who remembered to wear his game face!'