Mountain Mavericks Mugs

Men climbing mountain "It's been done"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Ski kicker.

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

"Free why-fi.”

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"When was your last meta-physical?"

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'I'm bored...'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

Expectations vs. Bitterness

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'