Milking Maverick Mugs

Bull chases farmer after being milked.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"They’re real."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Pull the udder one

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'New Barbeque.'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

'Be gentle with me!'

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

Starmer - Just eat less.

Cow being clamped for milk.

'Cold hands, warm heart,' my ass, thought Bessie.

New Milks

Biker Hell No

Roll Over No More.

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

Garage "Now then, squire, what would you like first - the bad news, or the really, really bad news?"

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

'Oh, no! It's the Boogie Man!'

Compass needed to navigate lawn mower in long grass.

'Actually, I'm de-toxing at the moment.'

Mohawk grass cutting