Mobility Mavericks Mugs

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Cellphone Islands

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"It's the new mobile office."

Running in please pass

'This is weird - there's a thin person inside me, TEXTING to get out.'

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

"Don't even think about it."

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

New Scoots for Old Coots!

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

5th Annual Accessibility Symposium - Entrance

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

'I thought it was a personalized license plate saying text us.'

No Scooter Joy Riding!

Mobility Park.

New Milks