Market Mavericks Prints

'My advice? Invest in 'rRising Star' in the first race at Belmont. But what do I know? I'm just the boss' bookie.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Dow Jones drop

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'The market shifted on me.'

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

"Which way up do you want it?"

The Contrarian funds

The two faces of capitalism.

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

The Cattle show Week.

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

'Uh-oh.'

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'