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'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

Jerk Gene

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"Judy and Chuck were both gelcaps, so their marriage dissolved faster."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

Great events in Chemistry...

'I envy your metabolism.'

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

"I might suggest Ritalin."

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of...

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"Take one of these every 4 hours for the side effects from your prescription."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

It was a short-cut through the hospital kitchens that Albert was first approached by a member of the antibiotic resistance.

'Would you like this placebo in name brand or generic?'

'We've been asked to look out for any possible side effects with this new drug he's on.'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'I'm a bit worried about young Frogthorpe. He's studying intellectual property law on his lunch break.'

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

'We've come up with some wonderful antibiotics - but we can't figure out what they're for.'

'I'm going to prescribe a new diabetic medication. It's a bit costly. I'll start you off with fifty dollars a week.'

Racing car drivers on their phones.