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Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Mozart on a computer,

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Kultural K9's.

Malcolm Sargent

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Music producers.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Edvard Grieg

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Street Organ - Monkey

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Hollywood producer.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

The Drummer

I will be Bach.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Ennio Morricone

The Four Tops in Concert