Maestro Of Mix Tapes T-Shirts

Conductor with video-head

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Mozart on a computer,

"An everything Martini, please."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Veloci-Rapper

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Hip-hop cops on stage.

The Four Tops in Concert

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

The Poet.

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

Recording Studio

Tom Waits.

'I see ol' bug-eyes is back.'

Annoucement

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

Samantha Fish

'Managers karaoke night'

Can I ask you something man-to-man? Shoot. Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa? What order would best simulate sincerity? Very bad man.

'Fantastic! Stupendous! Masterly! Mind blowing! Polished! Unbeatable! Amazing! Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

Moon crooner

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'Karaoke, Karaoke - How I love Karaoke!'

Alice Cooper

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."