Mix-up Maestro Mugs

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

Orchestra.

Mozart on a computer,

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

Just Stop Oil Painting

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

"It's garage music."

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

'Maybe the pilot crash landed here.'

'I'm waiting until someone develops a Weapon of Mess Destruction.'