Tune-up Maestro Mugs

"It's garage music."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Mozart on a computer,

Non-Drip ?

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

"Oh...that's not good."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Just Stop Oil Painting

Wallpaper Music

Workers rest

The Violin Artist

"But this way I know where everything is."

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Martha Stewart at Home.

Book and magician

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

the Carpenters greatest hits...

A bulge of bodybuilders

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

Fortune Teller using a satellite to help pick up clairvoyant signals.