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Can You Spot the Differences?

Robert Fripp

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Baby Mozart.

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Grade 2 Cellist

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

Artist and Musician

"Scotch and water musick."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Timpani.

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Kultural K9's.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Malcolm Sargent

Three Ladies