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Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

Happy 80th Birthday

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Green Balloon

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Canape?

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

Violin Practise

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

"We used to entertain a great deal."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Malty tasking.'