Bird Conductor Devotee Gifts

Conducting the crows.

So you're a mocking bird...

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Musician

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"Why?"

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Snowman

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

Tweet

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"

Interview a bird.

Songbird on Vase

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

"Composer Aliabiev: Nightingale."

The Swan.

*Chirrup* - 'Ah, the dawn chorus. Nature's gentle awakening.' - *Chirrup* - 'Gah! Let me sleep, vermin!'

'That parrot is really repeating on me.'