Confectionery Collector Pillows

'Sweet dreams.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Our visit to the flan factory.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Chocolate Shop

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Jack in the box on strike.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Posh Easter Egg

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Whale Piñata.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Parisian man eating pastries

"God's sent us some chocolates."

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I'll have dessert first."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Jesus and the Peeps

Deicing on the cake.

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Candy Corn Dracula

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."