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'Sweet dreams.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Our visit to the flan factory.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Chocolate Shop

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Jack in the box on strike.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Posh Easter Egg

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Whale Piñata.

Parisian man eating pastries

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"God's sent us some chocolates."

"I'll have dessert first."

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Deicing on the cake.

Candy Corn Dracula

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Jesus and the Peeps

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"