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"Oy vey"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Diner.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

Bermuda Triangles

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Tension filled the tent.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I always cry at weddings!'

Layer cake

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Frosting the Snowman

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Thou Shalt Not!

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Cake Friday!

Happy Birthday to you.

Make your resolutions achievable.

Time for Tea!

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

I made you a cake!

'It's all homemade.'

Cake Escape

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."