Cake Topper Collector T-Shirts

Wedding cake figurines show a lazy husband in a recliner chair.

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

Bride sees figures atop wedding cake of wife waiting on relaxing husband.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

How am I abducting?

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

I brake for federal bailouts.

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

A Lady Out Shopping.

I break for toilet paper

Parts of an automobile

Teapot Art

A complimentary biscuit

Honk if you're holy.

Tupperware Wolf

Cat with bumper stickers.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

Dog Sticker Family

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

Kettle Drum

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

Reserved parking space occupied by large car with bumper sticker that reads 'How's my CEOing, call . . . '

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.