Cake Topper Collector Pillows

Wedding cake figurines show a lazy husband in a recliner chair.

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

Bride sees figures atop wedding cake of wife waiting on relaxing husband.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

How am I abducting?

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

I brake for federal bailouts.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

A Lady Out Shopping.

I break for toilet paper

Honk if you're holy.

Teapot Art

A complimentary biscuit

Parts of an automobile

Tupperware Wolf

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

Dog Sticker Family

Kettle Drum

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

Reserved parking space occupied by large car with bumper sticker that reads 'How's my CEOing, call . . . '

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'