Novelty Cake Collector Pillows

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

Clown on bike.

Hay Rides $10

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Lavatory Waterfall

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Running Latte

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

House sale.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Newest items from the cooler image

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87