Novelty Clock Collector Pillows

Digital Hourglass

Clown on bike.

Second hand furniture.

Sundial Time

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Hay Rides $10

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Fossil record player.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Lavatory Waterfall

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Olga's Biological Clocks.