Toaster Lover Pillows

Toaster on Stilts

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Menu Dating

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Full English Breakfast.

Champagne

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

All-Day Breakfast

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Prosecco

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."