Toaster Lover Pillows

Toaster on Stilts

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Menu Dating

Full English Breakfast.

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Champagne

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

All-Day Breakfast

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Prosecco

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Pope tarts.

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula