Spoon Collector Pillows

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

Soup of the month.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Cow's straw

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Money Bar.

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

The Oxford Comma Coin

Dept. of the Treasury

Money god

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

Employee of the month...

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Teapot Art

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."