Collecting Teapots Pillows

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

"If you don't like the tempest, get out of the teapot."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Pot smoking.

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Shall I be mother?

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

A Lady Out Shopping.

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

Teapot Art

Tupperware Wolf

Origin of the 'spork'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Kettle Drum

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

Cool bulls.

"Profiling!"

Teapot

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

Tea and Coffee

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

Lockdown Day 45: "From now on we eat food that doesn't require utensils!"

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

Bull In a china shop

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

'Thanks -- now I need to withdraw the money again to buy some bread.'

Riding a Teapot

"I'm looking for something special that says 'Meow.'"

'Oh wow! They're got brown pottery, stained glass sun catchers and cows cut out of plywood!'