Collecting Teapots Pillows

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

"If you don't like the tempest, get out of the teapot."

'Er, waitress? There's a storm in my teacup.'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Pot smoking.

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Shall I be mother?

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

A Lady Out Shopping.

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Teapot Art

Tupperware Wolf

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Kettle Drum

Origin of the 'spork'

Salvage Hunters

"I was expecting a bigger crowd."

Cool bulls.

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

"Profiling!"

Teapot

Tea and Coffee

"I daresay you can't wait to get your hands on my royal teapot collection."

An attempt at kitchen cabinet stand-up comedy. Dinner is on me tonight!

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

Lockdown Day 45: "From now on we eat food that doesn't require utensils!"

'You can dish it out, but you just can't take it.'

Bull In a china shop

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'