Nativity Scene Collectors Pillows

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

"Excuse me, did I just hear somebody say 'This is the night of the deer savior's birth'?"

'It's a girl!'

Quick, follow that star

Twelfth Day of Christmas

'Do you think that's wise?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

'Oh, Christ.'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Three Parent Baby

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Enter The Holy Land At Your Own Risk.

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

'Creche scenes are allowed on church lawns, Finnegan.'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.