Nativity Scenes Pillows

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

A Wii in a manger

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'You do realise this means 2000 years of Christmas records.'

'They say they are three kings.'

'Did you keep the receipt?'

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

What if a nativity scene camp to life in the 21st Century?

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

Baby Jesus

Away in a manger

"Happy Holidays."

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'Big Issue!'

'Creche scenes are allowed on church lawns, Finnegan.'

The Caravanette.

The shepherds were prepared.

"Great...just great! I have to get to my seasonal job and I'm like super lost!"

"Honey, could you turn off the nightlight?"

'It's a girl!'

''No room at the inn' hey? Well, that's not reason enough to just come into our stable uninvited!'

"It's nothing to do with me neither mate!!"

'Make a joyful noise unto the Lord, all the earth make a loud noise, and rejoice, and sing praise.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Oh, Christ.'

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

Quick, follow that star

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'