Nativity Scene Appreciators Pillows

The awkward scene at the manger

'Do you think that's wise?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Oh, Christ.'

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

Quick, follow that star

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

Three Parent Baby

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Enter The Holy Land At Your Own Risk.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

The Three Wise Women

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

'Creche scenes are allowed on church lawns, Finnegan.'

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

'Big Issue!'