Nativity Scene Appreciators Pillows

The awkward scene at the manger

'Do you think that's wise?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

Quick, follow that star

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'Oh, Christ.'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Three Parent Baby

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Enter The Holy Land At Your Own Risk.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

The Three Wise Women

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

'Creche scenes are allowed on church lawns, Finnegan.'

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"