Nativity Scene Fan Pillows

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

Profiling.

Due to a slight hearing problem, history does not remember Doug and Gary, chicken herders of Bethlehem.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa does a keg stand.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Recycled Flake

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Enter The Holy Land At Your Own Risk.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Happy New Year!'

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

'Creche scenes are allowed on church lawns, Finnegan.'