Nativity Play Fan Prints

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KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Oh, Christ.'

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

Three Parent Baby

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"How was the play!"

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

"A birthday gift card? Really?"