Nativity Fans Prints

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa's wash day.

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Oh, Christ.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Three Parent Baby

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

"I love Boxing Day"

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Rudolph's after-Christmas job