Sun Fan Gifts

Biker's Tan

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Desert Dermatologist

Van Go

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

ATM withdrawal

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'I believe you were first.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Thanks but no, you know us cats: We love to sunbathe but hate getting wet...'

Fun in the Sun.

Shark Surfing the Waves.

"As a matter of fact, most of the beaches there are nude beaches!"

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Sprinting speeding ticket

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

Winter Olympics