Sun Fan Gifts

Biker's Tan

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Desert Dermatologist

Van Go

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

ATM withdrawal

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'I believe you were first.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'Thanks but no, you know us cats: We love to sunbathe but hate getting wet...'

The Race

Fun in the Sun.

Shark Surfing the Waves.

"As a matter of fact, most of the beaches there are nude beaches!"

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

Sprinting speeding ticket

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Winter Olympics