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Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I love you too, big guy."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Ball as water-melon.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'They're dog roses!'

Camping-Pong

Sunbathing in the park

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers: It!

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Fine. And you?'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

The Brazilian Blow dry

Vincent Van Goat.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."