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"As a matter of fact, most of the beaches there are nude beaches!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Holiday time.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Iliadette.

'I blame global warming!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Taking it easy

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Sunbathers.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Privates Beach"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Sunbathing in the park

Catatonic

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"